Comments on: Tulip Massage http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/sukhumvit/thong_lo/tulip-massage/ Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:16:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.3 By: Poseidon review (no, really) at The FARANG Speaks 2 Much http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/sukhumvit/thong_lo/tulip-massage/#comment-1019 Poseidon review (no, really) at The FARANG Speaks 2 Much Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:28:05 +0000 http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/sukhumvit/thong_lo/tulip-massage/#comment-1019 [...] comes more civilised sex. I wouldn’t have dared to ask them for the kind of services that the Tulip girls will happily offer without even being [...]<ul></ul> […] comes more civilised sex. I wouldn’t have dared to ask them for the kind of services that the Tulip girls will happily offer without even being […]

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    ]]>         By: Tulip review at The FARANG Speaks 2 Much http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/sukhumvit/thong_lo/tulip-massage/#comment-1009 Tulip review at The FARANG Speaks 2 Much Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:12:31 +0000 http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/sukhumvit/thong_lo/tulip-massage/#comment-1009 [...] Tulip Review on The Guide. [...]<ul></ul> […] Tulip Review on The Guide. […]

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      ]]>             By: Bangkok Bad Boy http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/sukhumvit/thong_lo/tulip-massage/#comment-1008 Bangkok Bad Boy Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:11:50 +0000 http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/sukhumvit/thong_lo/tulip-massage/#comment-1008 After over a year documenting the naughty nightlife of Bangkok, I thought I’d got the oil massage venues all figured out. And, to be honest, I wasn’t all that impressed with them. A greasy rubdown, followed by the kind of manual relief that I can generally administer myself far more effectively and far more cheaply. A few such establishments offer something a little more interesting, such as Ogoto, one of the many “testicle massage” (okay, “ball massage” for the squeamish) establishments to have cropped up over the past few years, but these are still variations on what has always seemed a lacklustre theme. Why pay for a wank when Lolitas is still only charging a bargain ฿700 for the ultimate treat? A few people had mentioned Tulip Massage to me, some in more glowing terms than others, but I’d always put it off for another day. Last weekend, that day finally arrived. Tulip Massage is located right next to the steps to Thong Lo BTS (Skytrain) station, on the corner of Sukhumvit Soi 38. From the outside, it looks like a regular Thai massage shop, albeit a little run-down. But appearances can be misleading… In the almost bare lobby, a girl behind a desk smiled, and pointed me to a menu. Foot massage, Thai massage and Oil massage were listed. I knew I was supposed to be looking for an oil massage, so checked those rates. I didn’t notice the others. One hour will set you back ฿400, 90 minutes is ฿600, and a full two hours ฿800. But that’s just for the house, as I’ll explain. I went for two hours, but in hindsight 90 minutes would probably be sufficient - depending on your own virility and stamina levels, of course. A girl was summoned from downstairs - I knew from friends that I had the option to go down and pick one myself, although the girl on the desk didn’t tell me this. The girl who appeared wasn’t my usual type - I like them around the 30kg mark. This girl was undoubtably heavier, but most of the excess consisted of a pert, proud pair of puppies - so up the stairs we went. The rooms are smallish, with a low single bed, and a shower behind a curtain. I sent for hot tea and cold water, and disrobed - noting with approval the groovy hatstand in the corner. My girlfriend for the next two hours then got just as naked, and took me into the shower for a thorough scrub. Luxury. A quick dry-off, a sip of tea, and onto the bed where I was instructed to lie on my front, as she began the usual oil massage. Decent enough, but nothing compared to what was coming later. The first pleasant surprise was when she started massaging me not with her hands, but with her well-oiled chest pillows. Which was nice. The second was when she started using her tongue. All over. Yes, all over. My bunghole had never felt so appreciated, nor so squeaky-clean. Time to turn over, for the same treatment on the front, followed by my darling masseuse playing an earnest session on the pink oboe, and finally onto the main course. With a pair of glistening melons like these swaying in my face, I silently cursed myself for not checking out Tulip Massage a year ago. I will be back soon, and regularly. The icing on the cake came when my good lady sensed that I was nearing completion, and had the good grace to ask where I’d like to finish. “In my mouth?”, she asked. “Or in my pussy?”. I was about to answer, when she added “Or in my ass?”. Never a man to turn down such an invitation, I slipped it up the wrong ‘un with gusto, which swiftly saw an end to the session as far as BBB-jr was concerned. But since we still had a little time left, she cleaned me up and gave me another round of oil massage until our time was up. Finally, another assisted scrub-down in the shower, a “tip” (non-negotiable) of ฿1,500 to the girl, and finally she gave me a business card on which she scribbled her personal cell number. “Call the number for Tulip if you want to book me next time you come here”, she said. “Or call my cellphone if you want to hook up some time”. I think I will, on both counts. Total cost: ฿1,500 to the girl, and ฿800 to the house (paid separately), so ฿2,300. Yes, you can pay less for a bar-fine and a short-time, but I doubt you’ll get that level of service. Ninety minutes rather than two hours would have put the bill at an even more agreeable ฿2,100.<ul><li><label>Rating</label>: 5   <img STYLE="border:none" SRC="http://guide.2thebigmango.com/wp-content/images/stars50disp.gif"></li> </ul> After over a year documenting the naughty nightlife of Bangkok, I thought I’d got the oil massage venues all figured out. And, to be honest, I wasn’t all that impressed with them. A greasy rubdown, followed by the kind of manual relief that I can generally administer myself far more effectively and far more cheaply.

      A few such establishments offer something a little more interesting, such as Ogoto, one of the many “testicle massage” (okay, “ball massage” for the squeamish) establishments to have cropped up over the past few years, but these are still variations on what has always seemed a lacklustre theme. Why pay for a wank when Lolitas is still only charging a bargain ฿700 for the ultimate treat?

      A few people had mentioned Tulip Massage to me, some in more glowing terms than others, but I’d always put it off for another day. Last weekend, that day finally arrived.

      Tulip Massage is located right next to the steps to Thong Lo BTS (Skytrain) station, on the corner of Sukhumvit Soi 38. From the outside, it looks like a regular Thai massage shop, albeit a little run-down. But appearances can be misleading…

      In the almost bare lobby, a girl behind a desk smiled, and pointed me to a menu. Foot massage, Thai massage and Oil massage were listed. I knew I was supposed to be looking for an oil massage, so checked those rates. I didn’t notice the others. One hour will set you back ฿400, 90 minutes is ฿600, and a full two hours ฿800. But that’s just for the house, as I’ll explain. I went for two hours, but in hindsight 90 minutes would probably be sufficient - depending on your own virility and stamina levels, of course.

      A girl was summoned from downstairs - I knew from friends that I had the option to go down and pick one myself, although the girl on the desk didn’t tell me this. The girl who appeared wasn’t my usual type - I like them around the 30kg mark. This girl was undoubtably heavier, but most of the excess consisted of a pert, proud pair of puppies - so up the stairs we went.

      The rooms are smallish, with a low single bed, and a shower behind a curtain. I sent for hot tea and cold water, and disrobed - noting with approval the groovy hatstand in the corner. My girlfriend for the next two hours then got just as naked, and took me into the shower for a thorough scrub. Luxury.

      A quick dry-off, a sip of tea, and onto the bed where I was instructed to lie on my front, as she began the usual oil massage. Decent enough, but nothing compared to what was coming later.

      The first pleasant surprise was when she started massaging me not with her hands, but with her well-oiled chest pillows. Which was nice.

      The second was when she started using her tongue. All over. Yes, all over. My bunghole had never felt so appreciated, nor so squeaky-clean.

      Time to turn over, for the same treatment on the front, followed by my darling masseuse playing an earnest session on the pink oboe, and finally onto the main course.

      With a pair of glistening melons like these swaying in my face, I silently cursed myself for not checking out Tulip Massage a year ago. I will be back soon, and regularly.

      The icing on the cake came when my good lady sensed that I was nearing completion, and had the good grace to ask where I’d like to finish. “In my mouth?”, she asked. “Or in my pussy?”. I was about to answer, when she added “Or in my ass?”.

      Never a man to turn down such an invitation, I slipped it up the wrong ‘un with gusto, which swiftly saw an end to the session as far as BBB-jr was concerned. But since we still had a little time left, she cleaned me up and gave me another round of oil massage until our time was up.

      Finally, another assisted scrub-down in the shower, a “tip” (non-negotiable) of ฿1,500 to the girl, and finally she gave me a business card on which she scribbled her personal cell number. “Call the number for Tulip if you want to book me next time you come here”, she said. “Or call my cellphone if you want to hook up some time”.

      I think I will, on both counts.

      Total cost: ฿1,500 to the girl, and ฿800 to the house (paid separately), so ฿2,300. Yes, you can pay less for a bar-fine and a short-time, but I doubt you’ll get that level of service. Ninety minutes rather than two hours would have put the bill at an even more agreeable ฿2,100.

      • : 5   

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      ]]>             By: The Newbie’s Itinerary at The FARANG Speaks 2 Much http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/sukhumvit/thong_lo/tulip-massage/#comment-871 The Newbie’s Itinerary at The FARANG Speaks 2 Much Sat, 09 Aug 2008 09:17:33 +0000 http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/sukhumvit/thong_lo/tulip-massage/#comment-871 [...] Tulip Sukhumvit Rd, nr corner Soi 38 (BTS: Thong Lo): Best oil massage experience in Thailand. [...]<ul></ul> […] Tulip Sukhumvit Rd, nr corner Soi 38 (BTS: Thong Lo): Best oil massage experience in Thailand. […]

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        ]]>                 By: Massage parlours in Bkk - Page 295 - Singapore-Asian Commercial Sex Discussions http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/sukhumvit/thong_lo/tulip-massage/#comment-710 Massage parlours in Bkk - Page 295 - Singapore-Asian Commercial Sex Discussions Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:14:03 +0000 http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/sukhumvit/thong_lo/tulip-massage/#comment-710 [...] as to where Angel and Tulip are? Click on the links below mate Good luck... ANGEL Tulip or Tulip II __________________ If ya had supported me in the past and I didn't do the same, it's my bad. [...]<ul></ul> […] as to where Angel and Tulip are? Click on the links below mate Good luck… ANGEL Tulip or Tulip II __________________ If ya had supported me in the past and I didn’t do the same, it’s my bad. […]

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          ]]>                     By: BanginginBangers http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/sukhumvit/thong_lo/tulip-massage/#comment-586 BanginginBangers Mon, 05 May 2008 05:14:44 +0000 http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/sukhumvit/thong_lo/tulip-massage/#comment-586 Interested to read the 4 May review. I paid my second visit to Tulip recently. Again, fantastic. Unfortunately, I was informed that my 'laid-eeee' from my previous visit had moved on to greener pastures. However, no problem, my new girl was just as good. Uninhibited, wild, passionate, fun, earthy - I have run out of adjectives. Although you can never be sure of these things, she seemed to have a fun time herself and really got off on our time together. Or she is an exceptionally good actress! Paid for an hour and a half for the room and was told that if I stayed longer I could pay the difference. Ended up staying for two and a half hours and had three pops. Paid the difference for the room on departure. Bloody terrific time. I didn't think I would manage the third, but once I realised I could, I asked my babe 'how much will this set me back?'. She told me it was still the 1500 baht. Didn't have any massage so cost came to 1500 plus 1000 for the two and a half hours. And yes, free drinks (non-alcoholic). As The Beatles sang, 'I'll be back again'. In fact, I am seriously considering going back this afternoon. Five stars this time. No mixup with price for the room, and no cartoon-character voices from my girl. F#*^ing marvellous.<ul><li><label>Rating</label>: 5   <img STYLE="border:none" SRC="http://guide.2thebigmango.com/wp-content/images/stars50disp.gif"></li> </ul> Interested to read the 4 May review. I paid my second visit to Tulip recently. Again, fantastic.

          Unfortunately, I was informed that my ‘laid-eeee’ from my previous visit had moved on to greener pastures. However, no problem, my new girl was just as good. Uninhibited, wild, passionate, fun, earthy - I have run out of adjectives. Although you can never be sure of these things, she seemed to have a fun time herself and really got off on our time together. Or she is an exceptionally good actress!

          Paid for an hour and a half for the room and was told that if I stayed longer I could pay the difference. Ended up staying for two and a half hours and had three pops. Paid the difference for the room on departure. Bloody terrific time. I didn’t think I would manage the third, but once I realised I could, I asked my babe ‘how much will this set me back?’. She told me it was still the 1500 baht. Didn’t have any massage so cost came to 1500 plus 1000 for the two and a half hours. And yes, free drinks (non-alcoholic).

          As The Beatles sang, ‘I’ll be back again’. In fact, I am seriously considering going back this afternoon.

          Five stars this time. No mixup with price for the room, and no cartoon-character voices from my girl. F#*^ing marvellous.

          • : 5   

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          ]]>                     By: Tulip Review by JustinCider at The FARANG Speaks 2 Much http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/sukhumvit/thong_lo/tulip-massage/#comment-585 Tulip Review by JustinCider at The FARANG Speaks 2 Much Sun, 04 May 2008 13:09:19 +0000 http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/sukhumvit/thong_lo/tulip-massage/#comment-585 [...] Don’t normally do this but got a kick out of JustinCider’s latest trip to Tulip so posting a link to it. Check it out here. [...]<ul></ul> […] Don’t normally do this but got a kick out of JustinCider’s latest trip to Tulip so posting a link to it. Check it out here. […]

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            ]]>                         By: JustinCider http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/sukhumvit/thong_lo/tulip-massage/#comment-584 JustinCider Sun, 04 May 2008 10:42:41 +0000 http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/sukhumvit/thong_lo/tulip-massage/#comment-584 Since the girlfriend has been out of the picture for the last few weeks I have been a bit backed up. Went for a nice breakfast and then hopped on the train with one thing in mind. Tulips. Easy to find. Walked in and asked the reception how it works. Went for the 2 hours/800 baht. She said body massage is 1000 and full service is 1500 extra. Told her I wanted to pick my girl downstairs and she said go ahead. Went down and there were about 6 girls sitting on the couch. All of them were worthy and I took the one on the end with a fairly cute face and a big set of tits. Got up to the room and was taken aback by the small size but not that concerned. She asked if I wanted a drink and I said that I was alright. She said we had 2 hours and that I might get thirsty. She wasn't kidding. She came back with a few drinks and we got to showering. Nice shower and then she proceeds to give a kick ass body to body massage with baby oil. She was driving me nuts sliding all over the place. As must be the company policy, next thing I know her tongue is in the holiest of holies. She then flips me onto my stomach and repeats her performance. After all this we finally have sex. She then asks if I want to do it in her backside. Um...okay. Give in it to her and she pulls out this little vibrating ball that she puts into her pussy. Felt pretty good actually. After 30 minutes of this I cannot take any more and tell her it is facial time. She obliges and I proceed to remove some of her makeup. She then has a bit of shower and comes back to bed. Asks me if I want another round and ....um...okay. She says 'front or back?'. Choose the back again and a bit like groundhog day, in goes the vibrating ball. Finish up and feel completely drained. Have a shower and dry off. Ask her how much are the drinks and she says they are on the house. Everything but beer she says. I almost fell off the bed. First time I have ever been anywhere like this where even a bottle of water was free. It is the little touches like that, that make it great. The place may be a bit in need of sprucing up, but the service from the girls cannot be beat. I can't remember my ex girlfriends name now, but surely will never forget Tulip.<ul><li><label>Rating</label>: 5   <img STYLE="border:none" SRC="http://guide.2thebigmango.com/wp-content/images/stars50disp.gif"></li> </ul> Since the girlfriend has been out of the picture for the last few weeks I have been a bit backed up. Went for a nice breakfast and then hopped on the train with one thing in mind. Tulips. Easy to find. Walked in and asked the reception how it works. Went for the 2 hours/800 baht. She said body massage is 1000 and full service is 1500 extra. Told her I wanted to pick my girl downstairs and she said go ahead. Went down and there were about 6 girls sitting on the couch. All of them were worthy and I took the one on the end with a fairly cute face and a big set of tits. Got up to the room and was taken aback by the small size but not that concerned. She asked if I wanted a drink and I said that I was alright. She said we had 2 hours and that I might get thirsty. She wasn’t kidding. She came back with a few drinks and we got to showering. Nice shower and then she proceeds to give a kick ass body to body massage with baby oil. She was driving me nuts sliding all over the place. As must be the company policy, next thing I know her tongue is in the holiest of holies. She then flips me onto my stomach and repeats her performance. After all this we finally have sex. She then asks if I want to do it in her backside. Um…okay. Give in it to her and she pulls out this little vibrating ball that she puts into her pussy. Felt pretty good actually. After 30 minutes of this I cannot take any more and tell her it is facial time. She obliges and I proceed to remove some of her makeup. She then has a bit of shower and comes back to bed. Asks me if I want another round and ….um…okay. She says ‘front or back?’. Choose the back again and a bit like groundhog day, in goes the vibrating ball. Finish up and feel completely drained. Have a shower and dry off. Ask her how much are the drinks and she says they are on the house. Everything but beer she says. I almost fell off the bed. First time I have ever been anywhere like this where even a bottle of water was free. It is the little touches like that, that make it great.
            The place may be a bit in need of sprucing up, but the service from the girls cannot be beat. I can’t remember my ex girlfriends name now, but surely will never forget Tulip.
            • : 5   

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            ]]>                         By: BanginginBangers http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/sukhumvit/thong_lo/tulip-massage/#comment-494 BanginginBangers Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:49:06 +0000 http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/sukhumvit/thong_lo/tulip-massage/#comment-494 After all the positive reviews, I thought I would try this place. I wasn't disappointed. To use the vernacular, a real PSE/GFE combined. From the first minute, this was a great experience. The line-up of ladies (about a dozen) was magnificent. I liked the fact that all the babes wore clothes they I assume they feel comfortable wearing. There didn't appear to be a 'house look'. My choice had a 'sporty' look about her (wearing a type of tight lycra tracksuit bottoms and almost an exercise singlet). She was bloody good. Gorgeous, energetic, enthusiastic, accommodating; real good fun. I would give this place a 5 rating but for a few gripes. At times, my sporty choice resorted to the cartoon character/play hide and seek/high pitched voice routine that I assume our Japanese brothers so enjoy (I understand they are all mummy's boys, aren't they??). I had to tell Sporty on a couple of occasions that I am not from Tokyo. Secondly, there was a mixup on the pricing for the room. I asked for an hour and a half and paid this rate, but on conclusion I was asked for extra as I seemingly had been there two hours. I knew this was not correct - I set my stopwatch (!!??) and I was back at reception 1:40 minutes after first entering the room with Sporty. So does the time start when you make the choice? Do they always round the price up if you go over time?Who knows? I just paid up the extra amount (200 baht from memory). After my visit, I would say that a splendid time is guaranteed for all at Tulip Massage.<ul><li><label>Rating</label>: 4   <img STYLE="border:none" SRC="http://guide.2thebigmango.com/wp-content/images/stars40disp.gif"></li> </ul> After all the positive reviews, I thought I would try this place. I wasn’t disappointed. To use the vernacular, a real PSE/GFE combined.

            From the first minute, this was a great experience. The line-up of ladies (about a dozen) was magnificent. I liked the fact that all the babes wore clothes they I assume they feel comfortable wearing. There didn’t appear to be a ‘house look’. My choice had a ’sporty’ look about her (wearing a type of tight lycra tracksuit bottoms and almost an exercise singlet).

            She was bloody good. Gorgeous, energetic, enthusiastic, accommodating; real good fun.

            I would give this place a 5 rating but for a few gripes. At times, my sporty choice resorted to the cartoon character/play hide and seek/high pitched voice routine that I assume our Japanese brothers so enjoy (I understand they are all mummy’s boys, aren’t they??). I had to tell Sporty on a couple of occasions that I am not from Tokyo. Secondly, there was a mixup on the pricing for the room. I asked for an hour and a half and paid this rate, but on conclusion I was asked for extra as I seemingly had been there two hours. I knew this was not correct - I set my stopwatch (!!??) and I was back at reception 1:40 minutes after first entering the room with Sporty. So does the time start when you make the choice? Do they always round the price up if you go over time?Who knows? I just paid up the extra amount (200 baht from memory).

            After my visit, I would say that a splendid time is guaranteed for all at Tulip Massage.

            • : 4   

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            ]]>                         By: doctorbond http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/sukhumvit/thong_lo/tulip-massage/#comment-487 doctorbond Sat, 29 Mar 2008 14:02:03 +0000 http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/sukhumvit/thong_lo/tulip-massage/#comment-487 First impressions not good as mentioned in other reviews. I was at first asked if I had made a booking and when I replied in the negative a look of irritation passed over the receptionists face. She called out (I obviously wasn't going to be given any choice in the matter) and a lady called Pim came to take me upstairs. After that everything was top notch - having showered, Pim dried herself off and then practically launched herself on top of me - the bottle of oil laying untouched at the side of the bed. She got busy with her tongue and after a short while any thoughts I may have had of relaxing under her caresses and enjoying an hour and a half of oral attention faded away as she worked me up into 'rutting mode' And so I rutted away for about half an hour until I was worn out. I then let her finish me off with her mouth - she took the first gallon or so in her mouth and we pebble dashed the walls and ceiling with the rest. I left there a broken man - any plans for the rest of the day were put off and I dragged myself back to my room to sleep it off. Pim gave me her number and looking at it now just makes me feel tired again. Highly recommended<ul><li><label>Rating</label>: 5   <img STYLE="border:none" SRC="http://guide.2thebigmango.com/wp-content/images/stars50disp.gif"></li> </ul> First impressions not good as mentioned in other reviews. I was at first asked if I had made a booking and when I replied in the negative a look of irritation passed over the receptionists face. She called out (I obviously wasn’t going to be given any choice in the matter) and a lady called Pim came to take me upstairs.

            After that everything was top notch - having showered, Pim dried herself off and then practically launched herself on top of me - the bottle of oil laying untouched at the side of the bed. She got busy with her tongue and after a short while any thoughts I may have had of relaxing under her caresses and enjoying an hour and a half of oral attention faded away as she worked me up into ‘rutting mode’
            And so I rutted away for about half an hour until I was worn out. I then let her finish me off with her mouth - she took the first gallon or so in her mouth and we pebble dashed the walls and ceiling with the rest.
            I left there a broken man - any plans for the rest of the day were put off and I dragged myself back to my room to sleep it off.
            Pim gave me her number and looking at it now just makes me feel tired again.
            Highly recommended

            • : 5   

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