Tulip is a cinch to get to and a must try for those looking for an alternative to the typical soapie experience. Yes you can choose your own girl and don’t let the small rooms turn you off.
- : 5.0
Address: Right next to the Thonglor Skytrain
Hours: 10:00am-1:00am
Phone: n/a
Website:
Amenities: Drinks
Unfortunately, I was informed that my ‘laid-eeee’ from my previous visit had moved on to greener pastures. However, no problem, my new girl was just as good. Uninhibited, wild, passionate, fun, earthy - I have run out of adjectives. Although you can never be sure of these things, she seemed to have a fun time herself and really got off on our time together. Or she is an exceptionally good actress!
Paid for an hour and a half for the room and was told that if I stayed longer I could pay the difference. Ended up staying for two and a half hours and had three pops. Paid the difference for the room on departure. Bloody terrific time. I didn’t think I would manage the third, but once I realised I could, I asked my babe ‘how much will this set me back?’. She told me it was still the 1500 baht. Didn’t have any massage so cost came to 1500 plus 1000 for the two and a half hours. And yes, free drinks (non-alcoholic).
As The Beatles sang, ‘I’ll be back again’. In fact, I am seriously considering going back this afternoon.
Five stars this time. No mixup with price for the room, and no cartoon-character voices from my girl. F#*^ing marvellous.
View all reviews by BanginginBangers
The place may be a bit in need of sprucing up, but the service from the girls cannot be beat. I can’t remember my ex girlfriends name now, but surely will never forget Tulip.
View all reviews by JustinCider
From the first minute, this was a great experience. The line-up of ladies (about a dozen) was magnificent. I liked the fact that all the babes wore clothes they I assume they feel comfortable wearing. There didn’t appear to be a ‘house look’. My choice had a ’sporty’ look about her (wearing a type of tight lycra tracksuit bottoms and almost an exercise singlet).
She was bloody good. Gorgeous, energetic, enthusiastic, accommodating; real good fun.
I would give this place a 5 rating but for a few gripes. At times, my sporty choice resorted to the cartoon character/play hide and seek/high pitched voice routine that I assume our Japanese brothers so enjoy (I understand they are all mummy’s boys, aren’t they??). I had to tell Sporty on a couple of occasions that I am not from Tokyo. Secondly, there was a mixup on the pricing for the room. I asked for an hour and a half and paid this rate, but on conclusion I was asked for extra as I seemingly had been there two hours. I knew this was not correct - I set my stopwatch (!!??) and I was back at reception 1:40 minutes after first entering the room with Sporty. So does the time start when you make the choice? Do they always round the price up if you go over time?Who knows? I just paid up the extra amount (200 baht from memory).
After my visit, I would say that a splendid time is guaranteed for all at Tulip Massage.
View all reviews by BanginginBangers
After that everything was top notch - having showered, Pim dried herself off and then practically launched herself on top of me - the bottle of oil laying untouched at the side of the bed. She got busy with her tongue and after a short while any thoughts I may have had of relaxing under her caresses and enjoying an hour and a half of oral attention faded away as she worked me up into ‘rutting mode’
And so I rutted away for about half an hour until I was worn out. I then let her finish me off with her mouth - she took the first gallon or so in her mouth and we pebble dashed the walls and ceiling with the rest.
I left there a broken man - any plans for the rest of the day were put off and I dragged myself back to my room to sleep it off.
Pim gave me her number and looking at it now just makes me feel tired again.
Highly recommended
View all reviews by doctorbond
She typically tells her guy to take a shower. And when the guy soaps up his face. She barges in on him and starts molesting him with her mouth. ‘Gasp’, ‘groan’, ‘moan’ is the typical guy’s reaction in response to her efforts.
Washing off that soap is not easy, when the lady keeps molesting her guy like that. But do it he must.
On the way from the shower to the bed Dao keeps molesting her guy. She goes all out on him on that bed with all of her holes. And tired or not, she keeps molesting him on his way back to the shower.
A real sex-ordeal it is to be with nymphomaniacal Dao. And that’s why many of her customers keep raving about the excellent service they got from her.
View all reviews by Dan73
I was told that every girl here will provide a ‘third option’ and, in my experience, they all are happy to do so
That probably accounts for why the place is consistently popular.
With me, anyway…
View all reviews by martin99z
I opted for the 90-minute massage, paid 600 baht and was delivered into the hands of a round girl – many might call her fat – with a round face, and a large mouth that smiled easily and quickly turned into a laugh. The best word I can think of to describe her is jolly.
I can tell you right away that she wasn’t hired for her massage skills. However, her large mouth had full lips and a long soft tongue, and she’s naturally a very oral girl. That’s her true talent.
We spoke a mix of English and Thai; and her English is quite good.
When we got to the room, she got on her knees and took off my socks, then helped me get undressed and put all my clothes neatly on the rack. She got me into the shower which was pleasantly warm, and washed me thoroughly from head to toe.
When we got out of the shower I lay down naked on the massage table, face up. The girl sat down beside me, smiled broadly, and started rubbing my chest and stomach with baby oil.
She didn’t use much oil. Just enough to tease, then she leaned over and started to lick my stomach and chest. She kissed my cheek and chin, licked my nipples and then went down. In a few moments my ball sac was in her mouth as she licked and teased some more – how delightful! Soon she was rimming me… running that large luscious tongue all over my asshole and balls. This wasn’t just a token 20-second rim job; this was five minutes of pleasure before she moved up and took my cock in her mouth.She gave me about five minutes of slurping, sucking hoovering while I relaxed and enjoyed.
Then she produced a condom, but I shook her off and told her to just stay with the blow job.
Well, she shifted position and I started to use my fingers to play with her pussy. After twenty minutes or so, I was ramming my fingers home again and again into her tight pussy while she sucked furiously on my cock. I came into her mouth, and we were done.
We retired to the shower where I was again treated to a full body scrub. She filled out the rest of the time with a massage; basically she just gentle pressure and light rubbing.
After about 15 minutes of this she asked me ik neung (one more)? I was relaxed and happy, so I thanked her and said ‘no’. We got dressed, I tipped her and I was on my way.
All in all, a great experience; a talented blow job from an uninhibited girl who was pleasant and funny, I got my fingers wet, and had two hot showers and a light rubdown. An easy, no hassle experience.
There’s a reason why Tulip is the most recommended massage shop in Bangkok, and it isn’t because of the décor.
View all reviews by werewolf
I don’t go often since my stunner left the joint but I go back to see if I can find a replacement. U might get a lame one every now and then but I must say my ratio of hits to misses is pretty good at Tulip compared to most places.
Crappy rooms but it does not matter. The skills are there. The service is good. Not a soapie - no worries. Saves all that bath time for more important things. There is a massage and it can be good but you will get distracted along the way.
Flowers are good.
View all reviews by smitty