Comments on: Ogoto http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/silom/other/ogoto/ Fri, 05 Dec 2008 17:51:32 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.3 By: Kun Sanook http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/silom/other/ogoto/#comment-1480 Kun Sanook Sun, 16 Nov 2008 00:36:26 +0000 http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/silom/other/ogoto/#comment-1480 What a disappointment - met the receptionist who showed me a book with pictures of the girls available. I picked one with a cute face - receptionist then pointed to the fattest chick amongst a group eating lunch on the floor (why was I being shown old pictures from a book when all the available girls were sitting in front of me ???). Having already selected Miss Fat Bangkok 2008 it was too late to change (lose face). The receptionists' asked me what I wanted – offered me a menue showing a "list of services" - which is written in Japanese and Thai, no English – so all farang can read is the price – I selected something for 1100baht which supposedly included full service. I offered to pay - but the mamasan declined – (this was a red flag – never been to a massage joint that doesn’t collect cash up-front, and price seemed low – but I was jet lagged and went with the flow). So off we head to a room – small and dingy, with a mattress on the floor - nothing classy here. Miss Fat went to work delivering a poor massage, followed by an average handjob, followed by some girl-on-top action. Overall a 5 out of 10 for Miss Fat. Being “farang with good heart” I tipped her 500baht. (Banging the fattest chick in Bangkok on my first day was a novelty). Meet the receptionist again on the way out – who explains the 1100baht I had been initially quoted was only for the ‘extras’ – and did not include the 1600baht basic massage charge. Total damage 2700baht for one hour. I realized I had been well done over – my bad luck – no point arguing – it became clear why the bitch didn’t want my money up front. Summary– 2700BHT (plus tip) for full service with a fat chick in a dingy phonebox with a mattress on the floor. OGOTO is a major rip off – don’t bother – I wont be going back – ever.<ul><li><label>Rating</label>: 1   <img STYLE="border:none" SRC="http://guide.2thebigmango.com/wp-content/images/stars10disp.gif"></li> </ul> What a disappointment - met the receptionist who showed me a book with pictures of the girls available. I picked one with a cute face - receptionist then pointed to the fattest chick amongst a group eating lunch on the floor (why was I being shown old pictures from a book when all the available girls were sitting in front of me ???). Having already selected Miss Fat Bangkok 2008 it was too late to change (lose face).

The receptionists’ asked me what I wanted – offered me a menue showing a “list of services” - which is written in Japanese and Thai, no English – so all farang can read is the price – I selected something for 1100baht which supposedly included full service. I offered to pay - but the mamasan declined – (this was a red flag – never been to a massage joint that doesn’t collect cash up-front, and price seemed low – but I was jet lagged and went with the flow).

So off we head to a room – small and dingy, with a mattress on the floor - nothing classy here. Miss Fat went to work delivering a poor massage, followed by an average handjob, followed by some girl-on-top action. Overall a 5 out of 10 for Miss Fat. Being “farang with good heart” I tipped her 500baht. (Banging the fattest chick in Bangkok on my first day was a novelty).

Meet the receptionist again on the way out – who explains the 1100baht I had been initially quoted was only for the ‘extras’ – and did not include the 1600baht basic massage charge. Total damage 2700baht for one hour.
I realized I had been well done over – my bad luck – no point arguing – it became clear why the bitch didn’t want my money up front.

Summary– 2700BHT (plus tip) for full service with a fat chick in a dingy phonebox with a mattress on the floor. OGOTO is a major rip off – don’t bother – I wont be going back – ever.

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]]> By: cayocosta http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/silom/other/ogoto/#comment-610 cayocosta Wed, 14 May 2008 10:36:29 +0000 http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/silom/other/ogoto/#comment-610 I'd read about this place and knew of someone who went. I was interested in the testicle massage after reading about it here. They pegged me as a first-timer when I walked in and sort of assigned me a girl, which was OK by me, because when it comes to massage of any sort, technique is paramount to looks. Trouble is ... she was not a looker AND her technique left quite a bit to be desired. Started out with an all-over oil massage, but she had sort of jumpy hands that did not make it relaxing. When she got around to the ball massage part, it was pretty good. It's nice to have a massage with no part left undone, but it really did not seem to be much of a technique at all -- nothing like what I'd read about getting the blood to flow in and out. Rather, it was more a glorified HJ. Midway through the ball portion, she wanted to upgrade me, but by then I was actually a bit bored and declined. Perhaps with someone more experienced in the "ancient Japanese technique."<ul><li><label>Rating</label>: 1   <img STYLE="border:none" SRC="http://guide.2thebigmango.com/wp-content/images/stars10disp.gif"></li> </ul> I’d read about this place and knew of someone who went. I was interested in the testicle massage after reading about it here. They pegged me as a first-timer when I walked in and sort of assigned me a girl, which was OK by me, because when it comes to massage of any sort, technique is paramount to looks. Trouble is … she was not a looker AND her technique left quite a bit to be desired. Started out with an all-over oil massage, but she had sort of jumpy hands that did not make it relaxing. When she got around to the ball massage part, it was pretty good. It’s nice to have a massage with no part left undone, but it really did not seem to be much of a technique at all — nothing like what I’d read about getting the blood to flow in and out. Rather, it was more a glorified HJ. Midway through the ball portion, she wanted to upgrade me, but by then I was actually a bit bored and declined. Perhaps with someone more experienced in the “ancient Japanese technique.”
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]]> By: martin99z http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/silom/other/ogoto/#comment-185 martin99z Sat, 12 Jan 2008 04:39:26 +0000 http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/silom/other/ogoto/#comment-185 Very nicely appointed Japanese style venue. Reasonable girls, reasonable pricing, a cut above Tulip or similar. Handy if you are working in Silom/Sathon area<ul><li><label>Rating</label>: 3   <img STYLE="border:none" SRC="http://guide.2thebigmango.com/wp-content/images/stars30disp.gif"></li> </ul> Very nicely appointed Japanese style venue. Reasonable girls, reasonable pricing, a cut above Tulip or similar. Handy if you are working in Silom/Sathon area
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]]> By: Prowling On Saladaeng at The FARANG Speaks 2 Much http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/silom/other/ogoto/#comment-162 Prowling On Saladaeng at The FARANG Speaks 2 Much Mon, 07 Jan 2008 07:14:35 +0000 http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/silom/other/ogoto/#comment-162 [...] to eat at Zannottis. One of the best Italian places in Bangkok. As I was walking I saw a sign for Ogoto Massage and remembered that they also specialize in that glorious but embarrassing to order massage - the [...]<ul></ul> […] to eat at Zannottis. One of the best Italian places in Bangkok. As I was walking I saw a sign for Ogoto Massage and remembered that they also specialize in that glorious but embarrassing to order massage - the […]

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