Lolita’s is a chain of BJ bars in Thailand. This particular location is the original one and is an institution for men seeking expert oral care services.
When you first walk up to the entrance you will see 5-10 girls sitting outside in school girl outfits. Best to pick one you like and take her in with you. Inside is a small lounge area with a few couches and a bar. You can chill out at the bar or just ask your girl to head upstairs and get down to business. You will be taken to the 2nd floor which is a big room with curtains dividing it up into about six areas which is more semi-private than private.
You then drop trousers, the girl washes you up a bit and then goes to work. It’s 700 baht for the BJ. They also have a short-time room on the 3rd floor if you are so interested.
- : 4.0
Address: Sukhumvit Soi 8 - 2nd sub soi by 7-11
Hours: 12:00pm-1:00am
Phone: n/a
Website: http://lolitasbangkok.com
Amenities: Drinks
I was lucky to have daily meeting sessions near by..
So, in 2 weeks time I would hop over, sometimes even twice a day to have a drink and a nice bbbj to relax… it sure beats sitting in a boring hotel lobby - right?
I’ve tried many girls there..
There are 2 shifts, which change at 5PM. in general, the evening shift girls are hotter and more experienced.
As you go into the small alley you see the girls sitting outside all smiling greeting you and inviting you to go inside.
here’s the deal:
1) *DON’T* fall for that and *DON’T* be shy - then you don’t get to choose
2) Stay there standing for a minute and have a good “scan” of what is available. the girls all have a name-tag chain around their neck. you’ll see it.
2) In my experience, the best girl is “DREAM” followed by “Oi” and “Mew” I’ve tried also many others and it was ok, but nothing close.
3) If you can spot them out by their name tag, all you do is point at them and they smile and take you inside. or you choose whatever other girl you fancy.
4) You can buy the girl and yourself a drink but it’s also cool to just say you don’t have much time and you prefer just having the real action. no problem with that.
5) The receptionist/bartender girl (Her name is “PA”) gives the girl exactly 3 baby wipes from the ice-cream fridge and she takes you upstairs
6) You pay later the whole bill to “PA”
SOME TIPS:
*** If there’s anything that’s a *MUST* in Lolitas - It’s definitely taking “DREAM” and “OY” together.
Mate, You’ve NEVER NEVER got a pro BJ - before you had these 2 cum hungry animals take care of you. It’s a full-on slurp show! and you got ring-side seats!!
*** TIP them nicely (I usually leave them 300 each) - you’ll BE BACK
*** Tell them JOE from Australia referred you - you might get some bonus act (just wait and see)
Great fun, straight to the point, no hassle or hidden charges..
ENJOY!
JOE
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I usually like to try and pick the cuter girls for services, but a more seasoned friend of mine indicated that the superior service providers are not necessarily the ones you’d enjoy looking at for too long.
One fine morning a friend and I wandered down to Lolita’s where we had a beer in the lounge with our selections. Mine was a new girl who was cuter than the rest. However, upstairs, once she got down to it you could tell she was not yet a professional. Thankfully, when I suggested slapping on a jimmy cap and having a go at it, she was more than enthusiastic. The full service was a bit more expensive, running the bill up to just over 1,000 baht with the beer. Good value.
View all reviews by The Heckler
A few tips (in my humble opinion)
1) Pick a girl sitting outside and take them in. If you wait for a woman to come up to you while sitting in the bar, she is likely to be less good looking than one you picked yourself. You can always refuse, but as a gentleman, I hate to be impolite.
2) I like to have a drink with the girl at the bar first. I like to drink, and I like to get a good look at the gal who is about to go down on me and swallow my seed….
Have fun!
Preston
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Granted you wouldnt take the girls home to mom and the decor is shabby, but we all go for one thing and one thing only, and thats a first rate gobble.
The cold towels before and after were a nice touch - however the 17stone russian guy panting like a dog on the next sofa, and some girl hacking her guts up in the sink wasnt.
Both times the girls have sucked me sideways for all of 45minutes with no complaints before i delivered.
On my 2nd visit she had no objection to me slipping my ipod on and me finishing myself off down her gullet as we’d of been there till sunrise otherwise, and neither of us wanted that.
For the beer, blowie and a tip it came to 1K baht, which is ok VFM, but you can get a full on roll in the hay with far more attractive FLs for the same 1k baht, or for double the price, grab a soapie.
Its one of those places yo have to see and experience, although i wont rush back. A good place to take a newbie though for sure
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The real negative here is that the place just isn’t maintained very well… things like carpet, seats, curtains and walls feel old & neglected. One argument says that if you’re looking at stains on the carpet you’re missing the point, but I think the business would be much better if the management took more care in this area.
Lolita’s is my second-favorite blow job bar behind Star of Light in Patpong.
Recommended!
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It’s a pretty simple process so no need to be intimidated. Simply choose a girl out front and bring her inside with you. I like to buy the girl a drink when I’m not in a rush but most times I don’t like hanging in the lounge. It kills the discrete nature of the place.
Last time I went it was 700baht for the BJ and I tipped her 300. That is way more than most tip but I don’t care. I appreciate what these little oral care specialists do.
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