Another BJ bar but this one probably the most popular one on Patpong Soi 1. Old bar in need of work but with oral services offered at the bar, on the couch, in the back room and in the lounge area it tends to stay fairly busy. Great place to take an unsuspecting newbie.
- : 4.5
Address: Patpong Soi 1 - upstairs
Hours: 7:00pm-2:00am
Phone: n/a
Website:
Amenities: Drinks
I’d been in and out of two Patpong blow job bars already without actually getting a blow job. I decided to make it the trifecta and headed for Kangaroo Club.
It’s got to be said that the girls in Kangaroo Club were no better looking than the ones I’d turned my nose up to in the last two bars, but it was later, I’d had more beer, and the lights are dimmer in Kangaroo Club. I walked in, spotted the most slender and best looking of a bad looking bunch and said, “I’m going to the toilet, you wait for me.” I did and she did. When I returned she inquired whether I was interested in her oral services. I said that I was and was immediately offered the services of her friend as well.
I have always felt that blow jobs are best delivered by two oral specialists, so whenever the budget allows, I indulge myself. I agreed, although the second girl was a bit troll-like with small pointy teeth that grew in different directions.
We retired to the dimly lit back room, where I dropped trou and sat on the upholstered bench. I was immediately set upon by two girls, one sucking my cock and the other sucking my nipples and French kissing me. (I don’t want to think about how many cocks she sucked earlier in the night either!)
I reached over to dip my fingers, and the girl obligingly removed her panties, then used a sanitary cloth to clean my fingers and put a little lubricant on them. Somehow this was such a practiced move on her part that it didn’t break the rhythm of the overall activity, and so I was soon knuckle-deep in her pussy while she was kissing me and playing with my nipples.
Meanwhile, the one down below was doing a fantastic job slurping and sucking. The two of them double teamed me for about five or ten minutes, then switched positions. The quality of the experience was maintained, as they were apparently an experienced tag-team, and about five minutes later I exploded mightily into the girl’s mouth.
The action slowed down quickly at that point. I returned my clothes to their normal arrangement for going out of doors while the girls did the spit and mouthwash routine. I paid my 1,600 baht and left for home.
Every time I get a blow job in a bar I enjoy it (except for one forgettable effort at Afterskool some time last year). I enjoyed the visit to Kangaroo Bar last night more than most. Honestly, the lights are low, my eyes are closed… it doesn’t matter what they look like if they know how to do the job right. And these two definitely knew how to do the job. As Arnold says: I’ll be back.
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There was porn belting out on the TV screens and on the wall something inane like ‘best blowjobs in thailand’ scrawled on, so instantly you know your in a high end joint. No messing around here.
The girls here are ‘older’ but have a real dirty look about them which i kind of dig especially when they are sucking your pecker. I bought my girl a beer and ushered me over to the VIP area where we got nasty. Maybe its because of my age but i like a woman twice my age
chewing back on my length, and this place fits the bill.
Before i could say ‘blowjob’ she took my tallywacker down to the short n curlies and sucked me sideways. I actually pity her as id been out drinking since midday and it was now 1130pm so i had a severe case of ‘disco-dick’ but she valliantly battled on. She even dropped her skanks and without invitation stuck my fingers in her clout. To say it was like a clowns pocket down there would be doing her enourmous gash a dis-justice. It was comically big. Translate ‘hoi sannam’ in thai and you get a rough idea. She offered me a full service but even Ron Jermemy would of had a job satifying this bitch so i declined.
40minutes later after a little help from a crafty finger in my brown my toes curled and unleashed my unborn babys on the back of her gullet. All in a good experience. I dont think she was the cleaner though. Shame as i have a fetish for rubber gloves
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I turned up there one morning at about 10.00 a.m. and wandered through the street level door - all was quiet so I called out something inane like “anyone there?” A lady appeared at the top of the stairs to tell me that the bar was closed but then as an afterthought asked if I wanted a BJ. I said yes - she said ‘I can do’ - so I ambled up and she dispensed with her rubber gloves and mop took me round to the seated section and proceeded to attend to my significant other.
I know that bar girls take turns in opening the bars and cleaning them so it is most likely that she was a normal service provider that happened to be on dusting duties that morning - but I guess she could have been the cleaner. Anyway she was a mid-twenties spinner so I wasn’t going to complain. I left her with a 1000 Baht note and doubt that she reported that particular transaction to the bar owner.
I must go back and see what it is like there during normal trading hours.
I had the place to myself and she did a good job, but I am going to be mean and deduct a star for lack of ambience.
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